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PocketClawvol. 1 · 2026

Hosting & infrastructure

Where to run self-hosted AI: VPS, edge, mini PC, Mac Studio. Real bills, real performance, no marketing.

Self-hosted AI hosting in 2026 spans free Cloudflare Workers, €5/month VPS, €1,899 Mac Mini and €4,500 Mac Studio. Each has a specific shape of workload it fits. This hub maps which is which.

The free tier first. Cloudflare Workers covers 100K requests per day at zero recurring cost — enough for a small Moltworker-based agent serving a single user. Workers runtime constraints rule out browser automation and native binaries; everything else fits.

The €5-15/month tier is where most self-hosters should sit. Hetzner CX22 (€5, 2 vCPU, 4 GB RAM) runs Hermes Agent without browser tool comfortably. Add the browser tool and you want CCX13 (€38, dedicated CPU, 16 GB RAM) instead. Hostinger and Contabo offer similar tiers.

The €30-100/month tier is where managed-hosting services compete with VPS. ClawRift, NitroClaw, DeployHermes and similar all sit here. For anyone who wants the agent without the sysadmin work, these are reasonable. For anyone who values the control of self-hosting, they're not.

Above that, you're in workstation territory. Mac Mini M4 (€1,099-1,899) and Mac Studio M3 Ultra (€4,500+) are the small-form-factor leaders for local-LLM-heavy workloads. Custom workstations with discrete GPUs go further but trade the unified-memory advantage.

Pick the tier that matches your workload, not the tier that matches your aspirations.

Guides

Agents on this topic

  • Hermes AgentPost-OpenClaw safe default. Docker-sandboxed by default, multi-LLM, opinionated. The agent we'd hand a colleague today.
  • MoltworkerSelf-hosted AI agent on Cloudflare Workers. Free at low volume. Workers runtime constraints apply.
  • ZeroClawPrivacy-first. Local LLMs only. Network egress denied at iptables. AGPL-3.0.

Hardware on this topic

  • Raspberry Pi 5The default starting point for pocket AI in 2026. 4–8 GB of LPDDR4X, ARM Cortex-A76, sub-€100, runs Hermes Agent (no browser tool) or Nanobot comfortably.
  • Intel NUC 13 / Mini PCMini PCs at €300–600 with i5/i7 + 16–32 GB RAM. The sweet spot for self-hosted AI agents that need browser automation and decent local model performance.
  • Mac Mini M4 / M4 ProThe single best small-form-factor host for local LLMs in 2026. Apple Silicon unified memory makes 70B-class models tractable on a desk-sized machine.
  • Mac Studio M3 Ultra192 GB unified memory ceiling. The local-LLM workstation. Llama 3.3 70B at 22 tok/s. €4,500+.
  • Lenovo ThinkCentre M75q (used)€150–250 used Ryzen mini PC. 16 GB RAM, NVMe slot, runs Hermes Agent comfortably. The budget winner.

Providers

  • HetznerGerman VPS provider. CX22 plan at €5/month is our standard test rig. The cheapest credible EU VPS in 2026.
  • Cloudflare WorkersEdge serverless platform. Free tier covers serious traffic. The reference deployment target for Moltworker.
  • TailscaleMesh VPN built on WireGuard. The standard 2026 way to keep self-hosted dashboards off the public internet.

Terms

VPS · Hetzner · Cloudflare Workers · Tailscale · Caddy · Docker Compose